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Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
08/03/2017 at 15:50 • Filed to: Corvette

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Note the bright-yellow, the stainless grille, and the matte-finish wheels. Is there any surprise the owner of this car is named, Vince?

Also, there was a pair of aviator sunglasses sitting in the cup holder. Because of course there were.

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/03/2017 at 15:56

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Stereotypes wouldn’t exist if there wasn’t some truth behind them.


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/03/2017 at 16:10

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Saw a Vette driving around college with the top down, two mulleted large dudes in it, and a plate reading,”FOXHNT”

Yup, only in a Vette would that combination happen.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/03/2017 at 16:35

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Hey, don’t drag aviators into this, they didn’t do nothing to no one.


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/03/2017 at 16:54

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I can dig it.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/03/2017 at 17:05

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I have a pair of Maui Jim rimless polarized sunglasses that I got like 10 years ago and have recently started wearing again. They look mostly like this although ever so slightly different.

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I can’t help but feel like I’m Neo in The Matrix when I wear them, and this very much is not my style (I bought them back when I had no sense of style and got a certain friend of mine who likes tackier things than I to help pick them out) but damn if they’re not good at blocking out glare from any and all angles.

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Why do I bring this up?

Because Maui Jim also makes a slightly less-gaudy version of Anthony Scaramucci’s blue mirrored aviators.

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Of course, Maui Jim sunglasses are stupid, and I’m stupid for buying them, because they cost $300 a pair. At least they’ve lasted me a long time, in spite of making me look like Neo.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/03/2017 at 17:21

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Itd be fine if you got rid of that dumb grille (and it was a GS/Z06/ZR1)


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/03/2017 at 21:21

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Like the C6 the grill however is a tad... ugly


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > JR1
08/03/2017 at 22:55

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Personally I think the C6 looks better in darker colors -

Monterey Red:

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LeMans Blue:

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And so on


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/04/2017 at 13:11

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I can see that reasoning. But there is something to be said about a silver C6